Metal Meredith

We have 12 inches of snow. Its pretty amazing. The kids had a lot of fun. Henry for 15 minutes, Vivienne for 40 minutes and Phil for an hour. There is something about snow that makes it ok to act 8 years old again. (Check out Phil’s Snow Fort below):

In this holiday season,
let us remember that
kindness, charity and
goodwill transcend
belief, creed or religion.

1. Make sure child is hurt.
2. Take good care of child.
3. Allow child to snuggle sadness away in your bed.
4. Shower with love and attention and kisses.
5. After 3 days, tell child to sleep in own bed.
6. Leave room.
7. Wait 75 minutes for screaming to end.

Fin.