Metal Meredith

Today Vivienne is sitting on the sofa watching a sappy cartoon about a turtle family in the woods. She looks at me and says “Mom, I HATE....” and that was it. I stopped immediately and felt the need to ask (in reality, I hate this cartoon, so had some seething rage as well), “Vivienne, what do you hate?”

In a sing songy voice she replied “I don’t know” and went back to her cartoon.