Metal Meredith

1. Day three of tonsil removal sucks more than day one.

2. Older sisters hate their little brothers with the passion of 1,000 suns when they don’t feel well.

3. Little girls can hate their moms just as much as their brothers but still want them by their side 24/7.

4. Being by a sick child 24/7 can make anyone into a raving lunatic.

5. Bad breath is not a pleasant side effect of tonsil removal.

6. Spring Break is next week and I am dreading that now, too.

7. I wish it was me that had tonsils removed because I would be guaranteed more sleep.

8. I just really want to leave the house.

9. Henry needs new shoes now that he is walking more and more.

10. That is what I really want to be doing.

11. Instead, I am watching Sesame Street and making threats in order to get Vivienne to ingest chewable grape tablets of Tylenol.