Metal Meredith

Vivienne: Mom, one day, I will get so big I will have to move out of our house.
Me: Yep.
Vivienne whines: But I don’t want to leave!
Me: It won’t be for a long long time. Like when you get married and have your own babies.
Vivienne: But, I have babies!
Me: I mean real babies.
Vivienne cries: But I don’t want to lose my babies!
Me, sighing in exasperation: Alright.