Metal Meredith

Womb of Meredith

To: Tiny Human Hertzler (to be officially named at point of eviction)

YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that your tenancy of the following premises, to wit:

The property at MY UTERUS together with all organs, reflexes, aches, pains, hormones and other bodily functions used in connection with said premises, will terminate on JANUARY 2nd, 2007, and you are now hereby required to surrender possession of said premises to the undersigned on that day.

Dated this 1st day of JANUARY, 2007

Signed, .......................................................................................

LANDLORD, Your Future Mother