Metal Meredith

There is this game I play when emptying the dishwasher. It’s called “Ew, what’s that?”

When I find a fork or glass or plate with some food still stuck on it, I say “Ew, what’s that?” and I put it back in the dishwasher to see if it will come out on the next cycle. Then, when it doesn’t, I say “Ew, what’s that?” and I put it back in again. Then, the next time....etc. This game continues until Phil empties the dishwasher. At which point, he pulls out said fork, glass or plate and says “Ew, I should scrub that.”

The end.