Monday, November 30, 2009
How to piss off a child.
meredith
1. Make sure child is hurt.
2. Take good care of child.
3. Allow child to snuggle sadness away in your bed.
4. Shower with love and attention and kisses.
5. After 3 days, tell child to sleep in own bed.
6. Leave room.
7. Wait 75 minutes for screaming to end.
Fin.
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